Low Quality Song - Cantaloupe Jam

This is a collaborative effort to celebrate our love. It's based on an actual conversation and an actual song that resulted from that conversation.

Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com - Mandi's Birthday Edition

This new web site is hopping! Thanks for stopping by again. Today's image was requested by Paul and then that request was enhanced by Mandi. They did not use the proper submission forms which I have here on my desk, but since no one else filled them out either, I went ahead and accepted the improperly submitted suggestion. It took longer to process the request without the proper forms, but we here at Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com feel it was worth the wait. Today is also Mandi's birthday. Happy olden days, Mandi! The staff of Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com hopes you have a super fun day. And with a gift you can share with everyone, how can it get much better? Send all your friends to Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com now to enjoy this timeless classic.

LQ Song - My Name Is Paul Browning

I wrote this song when I was trying to do some stuff.




This person's name isn't Paul Browning, but his pic comes up when you google Paul Browning, so that's good enough for me.

LQ Song - I Like It

This song is about whether or not I like it or not.

Let's say you're my dad

Once you're done with that, imagine that you have gone ahead and married some chinese lady 6 mos. after divorcing your first wife. How should you tell your son? (hint: your son has never met her)

LQ Song - Pits and Crotches

When I clean my room, sometimes I need to take a sniff of the clothing to ascertain the cleanliness. This song is about that process.