Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Literally speaking


These are things I've literally said.

"I realize that when I tell you people to come on time I'm literally preaching to the choir." said while admonishing the people at choir practice.

"Yes, I washed my hands, Mandoo. I literally washed the crap out of them." said whilst exiting a bathroom.

"Today I found out that there are literally more than one way to skin a cat" said after removing a cat's hide with first my exacto-knife and then my teeth.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Wednesday, September 2, 2009

One time I dressed like this


and it wasn't halloween.