Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Literally speaking
These are things I've literally said.
"I realize that when I tell you people to come on time I'm literally preaching to the choir." said while admonishing the people at choir practice.
"Yes, I washed my hands, Mandoo. I literally washed the crap out of them." said whilst exiting a bathroom.
"Today I found out that there are literally more than one way to skin a cat" said after removing a cat's hide with first my exacto-knife and then my teeth.
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Remember the quote I heard from Sarah Palin's publicist? "The world is LITERALLY her oyster."
ReplyDeleteIs it?
I am glad you didn't just "figuratively" wash the crap off of your hands...
ReplyDeleteI literally rofl'd.
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