Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Literally speaking


These are things I've literally said.

"I realize that when I tell you people to come on time I'm literally preaching to the choir." said while admonishing the people at choir practice.

"Yes, I washed my hands, Mandoo. I literally washed the crap out of them." said whilst exiting a bathroom.

"Today I found out that there are literally more than one way to skin a cat" said after removing a cat's hide with first my exacto-knife and then my teeth.

3 comments:

  1. Remember the quote I heard from Sarah Palin's publicist? "The world is LITERALLY her oyster."

    Is it?

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  2. I am glad you didn't just "figuratively" wash the crap off of your hands...

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