Test Your Low Quality Knowledge

QUESTION 1

As you may know, Paul studied music at the U of BY.
For 5 points, what is the circumference of his head?

A. Huge
B. Proportional
C. any bigger and it would require support pillars


QUESTION 2

In 1990, Joel and Paul found themselves in a Las Vegas hotel room, dueling with their streams of urine.
For 5 points, what was the consequence of crossing the proton pack beams in Ghostbusters?

A. Total protonic reversal.
B. Messy
C. Special


QUESTION 3

Joel one time dated some girls that were weird, like Stephanie or that blond chick that was I think at the Paramount.
For 5 points, name the store where I saw that blond chick and said "hey".
a) Target
b) Toilet Store
c) Other


QUESTION 4

The Low Quality Fan Blog has the highest membership in the NFL.
For 5 points, Orson Scott Cards' novel Ender's Game can best be described as:

A. not as good as his Friend article "Bicicleta"
B. a "grade Z, made-for-television, science-fiction-rip off movie"
C. An instant classic that needs to be made a movie soon.


QUESTION 5
How does the Low Quality blog recommend you find out if you like camping?

A. Go camping. If you feel like you want to be there, then you do.
B. Ask Delores.
C. Live with Dugald in his camper for 2 weeks.


QUESTION 6
Paul designed a new Cornhuskers logo for a Nebraska Team.
For 5 points, that Nasal Cleaning Pot is:

A. Irrigational
B. "Yah they look way wrong. But the guys I work with bought one to pplay with, and now they likey?? BOYS "
C. Functional.


QUESTION 7
Carrie once used 23 exclamation points to emphasize that Christmas is in 57 days.
For 5 points, what does Albertson's have for sale?

A. Passion Fruit flavor Yoplait
B. maybe not toast
C. the ingredients for toast


QUESTION 9
Coopers Brewery is Australia’s sole remaining family-owned brewery, now in its fourth generation. For 5 points, how long has Laura F. Australia been waiting for a response from me to her Facebook Friend Request?

A. Nigh on 2 years
B. Since Facebook was invented by Satan.
C. Can I have some toast?


QUESTION 10
The second-generation Honda Pilot's four-wheel drive system enables it to wade through 19 inches of water. For 5 points, the CD currently playing in my Honda Pilot is:

A. a compilation of TBMG
B. Remember when I made that shirt that says TBMG?
C. Wonder whats on tv


QUESTION 11
The creators of Homestar Runner pay for everything through merchandise sales, which includes a line of T-shirts. For 5 points, if you stick your hand in a stream and push it a long, does it help very much?

A. It doesnt help conservation
B. Not sure
C. It does not help things out


QUESTION 12
Phiten necklaces are worn by elite athletes all over the world.
For 5 points, how many designers does it take to change a lightglobe?

A. 1
B. 1 designer but four days of production meetings
C. 2, one to do it and one to make the logo bigger.


QUESTION 13
$12 for chicken fingers and fries at Dalton's Restaurant.
For 5 points, I had a companion that was named Elder Dalton:

A. and I took a picture of him in the shower
B. And he co-wrote "Nephi was a Hero" with me
C. and he was deep-voiced
D. Large-lipped, too

Welcome to my new website

This request for a bag of flour by Mandi was fulfilled using a nearby bag of potato flakes. Sorry, Mandi, the flour is all in buckets.

Thank you for stopping by at my new website. It's called Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com. It's a phenomenal new idea in website technology where you ask me to take a picture of myself with a particular item atop my head. For instance, a jar of jam. (Disclaimer: I am not obligated to take a picture of myself with your request on my head. Some requests will be ignored so please don't ask me to take a picture of myself with jam on my head). Here's how it works: First you send me an item that you want me to place on my head immediately before taking my own picture. Include a self-addressed stamped envelope if you want the item back. Then I put it on my head and take a picture. Alternatively, you just tell me what you want me to take a picture of on top of my head and I find that or something similar and then I place it on my head and take a picture. It's fun, easy and all the rage. Tell all your friends about Joel takes a picture of stuff on his head by request.com today!