Test Your Low Quality Knowledge

QUESTION 1

As you may know, Paul studied music at the U of BY.
For 5 points, what is the circumference of his head?

A. Huge
B. Proportional
C. any bigger and it would require support pillars


QUESTION 2

In 1990, Joel and Paul found themselves in a Las Vegas hotel room, dueling with their streams of urine.
For 5 points, what was the consequence of crossing the proton pack beams in Ghostbusters?

A. Total protonic reversal.
B. Messy
C. Special


QUESTION 3

Joel one time dated some girls that were weird, like Stephanie or that blond chick that was I think at the Paramount.
For 5 points, name the store where I saw that blond chick and said "hey".
a) Target
b) Toilet Store
c) Other


QUESTION 4

The Low Quality Fan Blog has the highest membership in the NFL.
For 5 points, Orson Scott Cards' novel Ender's Game can best be described as:

A. not as good as his Friend article "Bicicleta"
B. a "grade Z, made-for-television, science-fiction-rip off movie"
C. An instant classic that needs to be made a movie soon.


QUESTION 5
How does the Low Quality blog recommend you find out if you like camping?

A. Go camping. If you feel like you want to be there, then you do.
B. Ask Delores.
C. Live with Dugald in his camper for 2 weeks.


QUESTION 6
Paul designed a new Cornhuskers logo for a Nebraska Team.
For 5 points, that Nasal Cleaning Pot is:

A. Irrigational
B. "Yah they look way wrong. But the guys I work with bought one to pplay with, and now they likey?? BOYS "
C. Functional.


QUESTION 7
Carrie once used 23 exclamation points to emphasize that Christmas is in 57 days.
For 5 points, what does Albertson's have for sale?

A. Passion Fruit flavor Yoplait
B. maybe not toast
C. the ingredients for toast


QUESTION 9
Coopers Brewery is Australia’s sole remaining family-owned brewery, now in its fourth generation. For 5 points, how long has Laura F. Australia been waiting for a response from me to her Facebook Friend Request?

A. Nigh on 2 years
B. Since Facebook was invented by Satan.
C. Can I have some toast?


QUESTION 10
The second-generation Honda Pilot's four-wheel drive system enables it to wade through 19 inches of water. For 5 points, the CD currently playing in my Honda Pilot is:

A. a compilation of TBMG
B. Remember when I made that shirt that says TBMG?
C. Wonder whats on tv


QUESTION 11
The creators of Homestar Runner pay for everything through merchandise sales, which includes a line of T-shirts. For 5 points, if you stick your hand in a stream and push it a long, does it help very much?

A. It doesnt help conservation
B. Not sure
C. It does not help things out


QUESTION 12
Phiten necklaces are worn by elite athletes all over the world.
For 5 points, how many designers does it take to change a lightglobe?

A. 1
B. 1 designer but four days of production meetings
C. 2, one to do it and one to make the logo bigger.


QUESTION 13
$12 for chicken fingers and fries at Dalton's Restaurant.
For 5 points, I had a companion that was named Elder Dalton:

A. and I took a picture of him in the shower
B. And he co-wrote "Nephi was a Hero" with me
C. and he was deep-voiced
D. Large-lipped, too