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Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I thought "Arlene" was a close friend until I heard that she and another "friend" had arranged a trip to the theater. Several other women were also invited, but I wasn't. I should point out that when Arlene and I attended shows in the past, I was always the one buying the tickets.
I paid for her golf dues last October because she was a little short, and she still owes me about $1,000. I provided her transportation to the golf club for the last four years because she doesn't have a car. Arlene and I have shared many shopping trips together, and I have always picked up the tab for lunch.
What's your take on this? I'm crushed!-- LEFT OUT
Dear Left Out, Strength, flexibility and balance-that’s what you need for a great golf game. Vibration has been particularly highlighted in the scientific and sports community in the area of explosive strength gains.
Flexibility allows for an increased range of motion- in plain terms, you can reach back further and follow through farther, to make your swing longer.
Vibration gives you the stability needed for accuracy, Use it before your game as a warm up or during the off season to maintain strength.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I married a Greek man whose family never accepted me. Being young and naive, I tried everything to fit in, converting from Catholicism to the Greek Orthodox faith, attending all family functions, including them in our lives. It was never enough.
My husband and I traveled to Crete with his family to visit his relatives there, and some extended family members refused to share the dinner table with me because I was not Greek. One of those family members was a priest! What can I do to win them over? -Meek Greek
Dear Meek:Actually, the ancient Greeks used vibration as a therapeutic and exercise tool. Whole Body Vibration (WBV) has been used as an exercise and therapeutic tool since the late 1800s. The research of this technology really began in the late 70's with the development of a vibration system by one of Russia's key sports scientists, Dr. Vladimir Nazarov.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I have cellulite around my butt and thighs as I used to be a chubby little girl--I'm 14 now and am fairly slim but not very tall, like 5ft2" or 5ft4"?? I have cellulite and would really like to get rid of it by around mid-July...I don't have much self esteem in my bikini despite my having a "hot" body according to people at school (I have an ugly face and massive nostrils so I guess I need one good thing about the way I look....size 32/34 C bra and proud. ^-^!!) so would like to get rid of it as much as possible...-BigNostrilsAndAlsoBigBody
Dear Nostrils,Studies have shown that cellulite can be significantly reduced through whole body vibration 25% with just 3 sessions a week over 24 weeks. Combined with cardio that reduction is boosted to 32%.
This is achieved through improving the body’s ability to drain toxins and lymphatic waste by promoting better circulation. This in turn reduces undesirable swelling in those areas of the body affected by cellulite. Being properly hydrated will also help the process so drink plenty of water.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I am attracted to a lady who is 27 years my senior. She is also attracted to me because she initiated our meeting. We have gone out a few times, and she says she doesn't care about our age difference. She has also mentioned us living together and said she would gladly pay half the expenses even though I make more than she does.
Is this appropriate in today's society? I don't look much younger than she does. But she's from a generation in which this kind of thing would be looked down upon. Still, I realize that the world has changed, and I feel a strong attraction to her. I would appreciate any advice you can give me.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I thought "Arlene" was a close friend until I heard that she and another "friend" had arranged a trip to the theater. Several other women were also invited, but I wasn't. I should point out that when Arlene and I attended shows in the past, I was always the one buying the tickets.
I paid for her golf dues last October because she was a little short, and she still owes me about $1,000. I provided her transportation to the golf club for the last four years because she doesn't have a car. Arlene and I have shared many shopping trips together, and I have always picked up the tab for lunch.
What's your take on this? I'm crushed!-- LEFT OUT
Dear Left Out, Strength, flexibility and balance-that’s what you need for a great golf game. Vibration has been particularly highlighted in the scientific and sports community in the area of explosive strength gains.
Flexibility allows for an increased range of motion- in plain terms, you can reach back further and follow through farther, to make your swing longer.
Vibration gives you the stability needed for accuracy, Use it before your game as a warm up or during the off season to maintain strength.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I married a Greek man whose family never accepted me. Being young and naive, I tried everything to fit in, converting from Catholicism to the Greek Orthodox faith, attending all family functions, including them in our lives. It was never enough.
My husband and I traveled to Crete with his family to visit his relatives there, and some extended family members refused to share the dinner table with me because I was not Greek. One of those family members was a priest! What can I do to win them over? -Meek Greek
Dear Meek:Actually, the ancient Greeks used vibration as a therapeutic and exercise tool. Whole Body Vibration (WBV) has been used as an exercise and therapeutic tool since the late 1800s. The research of this technology really began in the late 70's with the development of a vibration system by one of Russia's key sports scientists, Dr. Vladimir Nazarov.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I have cellulite around my butt and thighs as I used to be a chubby little girl--I'm 14 now and am fairly slim but not very tall, like 5ft2" or 5ft4"?? I have cellulite and would really like to get rid of it by around mid-July...I don't have much self esteem in my bikini despite my having a "hot" body according to people at school (I have an ugly face and massive nostrils so I guess I need one good thing about the way I look....size 32/34 C bra and proud. ^-^!!) so would like to get rid of it as much as possible...-BigNostrilsAndAlsoBigBody
Dear Nostrils,Studies have shown that cellulite can be significantly reduced through whole body vibration 25% with just 3 sessions a week over 24 weeks. Combined with cardio that reduction is boosted to 32%.
This is achieved through improving the body’s ability to drain toxins and lymphatic waste by promoting better circulation. This in turn reduces undesirable swelling in those areas of the body affected by cellulite. Being properly hydrated will also help the process so drink plenty of water.
Dear Full Body Vibration Machine Website: I am attracted to a lady who is 27 years my senior. She is also attracted to me because she initiated our meeting. We have gone out a few times, and she says she doesn't care about our age difference. She has also mentioned us living together and said she would gladly pay half the expenses even though I make more than she does.
Is this appropriate in today's society? I don't look much younger than she does. But she's from a generation in which this kind of thing would be looked down upon. Still, I realize that the world has changed, and I feel a strong attraction to her. I would appreciate any advice you can give me.
-CroneBone
Dear Bone,There are many factors that go with aging. Inactivity and stress are two. This exercise takes 10-20 minutes a day, at least three times per week. Vibration exercise has been shown to decrease the stress hormone cortisol and increase serotonin (a well-known contributor to feelings of well-being).
If you have a feeling of well-being and you have muscle strength and balance you naturally have a joy in living. This promotes anti-aging.
Dear Bone,There are many factors that go with aging. Inactivity and stress are two. This exercise takes 10-20 minutes a day, at least three times per week. Vibration exercise has been shown to decrease the stress hormone cortisol and increase serotonin (a well-known contributor to feelings of well-being).
If you have a feeling of well-being and you have muscle strength and balance you naturally have a joy in living. This promotes anti-aging.
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ReplyDeleteI am a notorious serial killer. I collect liver juice from my victims. Once I strain this through toast, I store it in ceramic jars in the shed in my back yard. Once, a neighbor's dog got into the shed and started knocking things over. The neighbor came and entered the shed to get the dog out. I think he discovered my ceramic jars of toast-strained liver juice and is becoming suspicious. A cardinal rule of serial killers, as you are aware, is to not poop in the nest, so to speak. So, dealing with my neighbor's suspicions by killing him is a poor direction. What alternative do you suggest I pursue?