The lack of details makes this post appropriate. But please use this same topic for a high quality post on The Saga. I wants to laugh at the stories behind these pics.
Well, since I dont feel like putting it on the high-quality blog, I'll just fill you in on the deets here.
Last year I swam across the duck swamp in front of Vox in east bay for $500. It was a spectacle of pure sexual essence and mouthwatering smells. The swamp is downstream from a rendering plant, and is very stagnant and good.
This time I had a skimboard, and I didnt ham it up by going underwater. This kept me from being ill for 3 days. But this year it had significantly less water, and was much earlier in the season, so it was cold. The water was about 5 inches deep, and under that was about 4 feet of sludge. You can see as I back-kicked, my legs were covered in the stuff.
Uuummmm...that bottom picture is very poor.
ReplyDeleteThe lack of details makes this post appropriate. But please use this same topic for a high quality post on The Saga. I wants to laugh at the stories behind these pics.
ReplyDeleteWhat won't you do for money?
ReplyDeleteWell, since I dont feel like putting it on the high-quality blog, I'll just fill you in on the deets here.
ReplyDeleteLast year I swam across the duck swamp in front of Vox in east bay for $500. It was a spectacle of pure sexual essence and mouthwatering smells. The swamp is downstream from a rendering plant, and is very stagnant and good.
This time I had a skimboard, and I didnt ham it up by going underwater. This kept me from being ill for 3 days. But this year it had significantly less water, and was much earlier in the season, so it was cold. The water was about 5 inches deep, and under that was about 4 feet of sludge. You can see as I back-kicked, my legs were covered in the stuff.
We got some good video of it, maybe I'll post it.
wait a second. I'm not mandi.
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ReplyDeleteREALLY?!?
ReplyDeleteI'm a little confused about this "Paul" person. Is he really Joel? Or is he secretly Mandi?
ReplyDeleteI just don't know! I'm so confused.
Swim thru yuck, but dangit gotta have a swim cap, for hair cleanly-ness??? Or steam line effect??
ReplyDeleteI saw the video. There was No streamlinedness.
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