Who needs a movie?

Sigh...

Gas prices.

Paul comes to MST Night

Is that a true story or not?

Its a new dawn of gloriousness

Hey everybody. Jopel finally uploaded the new BSGs which means I can download them. I'm really excited about that. So excited that I'm not going to correct the spelling of Jopel's name.

Soup

I rarely like soup. Tomato soup at lunch is good with a grilled cheese sandwich. I think that's the extent of my tolerance for soup.

Back to work

It's Monday.

I already posted a couple days ago

It was about Carrie and her emails about viruses. It was a laugh riot and pretty darn quality.

But my email posting doesnt work anymore.

Today I've been real busy. This week, too. TOnight Im making a brochure for my sister-in-law.

Final

This is my last post before I go on vacation.

An open letter to Sherri's Coworkers

Maybe I think YOU don't exist. Did you ever think of that?

Like this pilot, but better

We finally got our car. It's black, so his name is Mewfie. It's a Honda Pilot, and there is not even one cd permanently stuck in the player.

Purchase

On my way home from playing in SLC with Sherri, I purchased the Mika album. It comes with an extra track called Erase. I love this album. I am going to marry it.

Vacation

I am going on vacation on Saturday and I won't be back until the following Saturday. Where I go I have no computer availability so be prepared for a week of no Low Quality unless Paul takes up my slack or someone gives me a laptop.

Only 14 hours left

to change the world. Cast your vote for Joel's tongue depressing abilities now!

E-mail posting isnt working

So I guess I'll have to post the old-fashioned way.

I earned $600 by crawling through 3-ft-deep duck poo . I didn't get sick this year. I think cause I kept my head up.

It looks like a bright warm sunny day, but that is false.

Sell out

Caving in to pressure from the fans and the people with the money, I have recorded Mandi's low quality song,

Battlestar Galactinice

Hey Joel, do you have season 4's first episode yet? What's the holdup?

Ability

I can write computer programs. I can ride a bicycle. I can whistle and blow bubbles in gum. I cannot invent tunes.

Wet

If you are wet and outside and it's cold it feels even colder than if you were dry. This is also the principle behind sweat.

Breakfast (Part 2)

I took Haylee to Burjer [sic] King for breakfast today. We talked
about her retarded drama teacher.

Happy 4/4

It's April 4th!  Additionally, it's Friday.

If you think IronMan doesnt stand for freedom, think again.

Overages

Hey, that was a good song. i liked the lyrics and it erases all bad feelings from yesterday.

This is ironman. If he was here, I would hug him.

93 Salamanders

Emma and I were able to lure 93 salamanders into her dungeon in Dungeon Keeper 2 last night.

Posting

We're going to have a gold car. Man, this is a low-quality posting.

Breakfast

I had a muffin for breakfast. Unusual, huh? I usually don't eat breakfast.

Car Purchase (almost)

Today instead of telling a story at the library like I was signed up to do, I went to Bountiful to look for a car. Bountiful is far away, but there was a good shakemaking restaurant there. I test drove 3 cars. I drove home in my old car. That makes me sad.

I saw a bird

Today I saw a bird.  It was in the road.  As I drove past it, it flew up into the air and lighted on the neighbor's roof.