I took my moustache on Thomas the Tank Engine.

We had a good time. He hooted and hollered and waved at the people. And petted some horses. Oliver came too.

Two for one

I wrote an awesome Caller ID program that, in addition to other awesome things that it does, reads the name of the caller to me. Here is a sample of what it says when I get a call from a telemarketer. (The name on the caller id is the phone number they are calling from)

When Paul calls me, this is what I hear.

Watermelon is pretty good.

Memorial

It's the weekend. Who's going out of town? Bah, I don't really care.

Heartburn...

...is like a kick in the yogurt. It's squishy, but the live cultures are beneficial.

Title

Albertson's has Passion Fruit flavor Yoplait. And toast. Well, maybe not toast, but at least the ingredients for toast. Yoplait is French for yogurt. And Bonquet is French for blanket.

Joke: Why are firemen so depressed?

Because their wife left them. 

Without a point of reference, we are three things.

I bought Rock Band. Now I just need an Xbox 360. 

Twice

Nope. Not proof.

Lugubre

My next post may be entitled "Proof"

Allow me to explain

Joel owns a Wii. There's a contest at my work for a free one. Freedom is what Iron Man fought for. Iron Man lost his entire bottom half once when he was a zombie. Rob Zombie has never been on Dancing With The Stars. Stars will be in my eyes when I go see Miley Cyrus. My eyes have seen the glory. Gloria is the name of the guy's wife on that one TMBG recording. Wife Swap was just on, and I was watching it, unfortunately. I went to one swap meet that was held in a drive-in movie place in Springville. We're watching a movie called Tsitsong (not the real name) about an gangster in africa that carjacks a car and finds a baby. I played pool with a black guy that I called "Africa" the entire time. Time is the name of ELO's best album, and if you don't agree, I will fight you. A dude that I fought in high school was at my kids concert. Now do you understand?

12 sided die roll...

8

Hulk smash

One time Hulk bit off SIlver Surfer's head and it gave him the ability to fly. 

Inspiration

This post is not about whether you like Shrek or not. I don't give a flying lamquen. This post is about how poor this billboard is that I see every time I drive north. Believe in yourself. Just like that fictional character Shrek did. If you follow his example, then you can see from the (fictional) movies the potential for greatness that is in you. While you're at it, be like Superman and be bulletproof unless kryptonite is nearby. See what you can accomplish?