Joel owns a Wii. There's a contest at my work for a free one. Freedom is what Iron Man fought for. Iron Man lost his entire bottom half once when he was a zombie. Rob Zombie has never been on Dancing With The Stars. Stars will be in my eyes when I go see Miley Cyrus. My eyes have seen the glory. Gloria is the name of the guy's wife on that one TMBG recording. Wife Swap was just on, and I was watching it, unfortunately. I went to one swap meet that was held in a drive-in movie place in Springville. We're watching a movie called Tsitsong (not the real name) about an gangster in africa that carjacks a car and finds a baby. I played pool with a black guy that I called "Africa" the entire time. Time is the name of ELO's best album, and if you don't agree, I will fight you. A dude that I fought in high school was at my kids concert. Now do you understand?
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How come you invited a kid that you got in a fight with to your kid's concert? Why didn't you invite one of us?
ReplyDeleteThat was dumb.
Every instance of coherence in this post rings true with me.
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ReplyDeleteLet me clarify, I like Rob Zombie.
ReplyDeletei like ELO.
ReplyDeleteRob Zombie sucks eggs!!
ReplyDeleteWhatev!
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