I had this forwarded to me, so i thought it would be cool to fill it out and post it.
The Bucket List---- place an X by all the things you've done and remove the X from the ones you have not. This is for your entire life.
(X) Caught a snowflake on your tongue
(X Caught a raccoon with your tongue
(X) Been to Mexico
(X) Sang Karaoke
(X) Cleansed another man's genitals
( ) Went skydiving
( ) Killed more than one person not by accident
(X) Swam in the Ocean
(X) Been to Canada
( ) injured your thumb
(X) Used salad tongs on something stuck in your rectum
(X) Watched the sunrise with someone
( ) Read a twilight book
( ) Went skiing with a monkey that just had chemotherapy
(X) Performed street tricks for cash
(X) Played a sport
( ) Blown bubbles
(X) Cried yourself to sleep
( ) Stabbed in the heart with an actual working lightsaber
(X) Got excited about something
( ) Had your knees removed
( ) Laughed until milk and then 2 gallons of blood came out of your nose, so you went unconscious and was in a coma for 3 months.
(X) Wrote a letter to Santa Claus
( ) Had intercourse with an actual superhero
( ) Got tattooed by a drunk lesbian
(X) Been on TV
(X) Was expelled from a birth canal in AMerican Fork
(X) Eaten cereal
Looks like I still have some livin' to do.
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It's good that you never injured your thumb. I'm sure your time is coming for that.
ReplyDeleteJoel I thought u got tattooed by a drunk lez???? I think Sherri and I have pics somewhere of that.xoxo
ReplyDeleteMontgomery Q is Paul. FYI
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No Carrie, but I did get taken to TATOOINE in the TRUNK of a LExus once. Maybe that's what you're thinking of. There are plenty of pictures of that, so I wouldn't be surprised if you had one of them.
ReplyDeleteI remember that. That Lexus could make the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.
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