Help

I need help with a question that was brewing in my brain for a few hours Saturday morning. From 3:00 am until 5:00 am, this question assaulted my mind: "Sprinklers in a campground...dumb?" Repeating at 12 second intervals each time the sprinkler head delivered its highly concentrated blast of water at my tent on its endless rotation through the 360 degrees of pleasure and felicity, the answer became more and more elusive. 120 minutes at 12 second intervals = 600 instances of this question assailing my mind. Help me determine.

Disabled

Once I saw this one girl. She wasn't holding a sandwich.

Did you know?

The Black Hole was the first Disney movie with a PG rating.

Your head asplode

I took my family up the canyon for a short hike on Monday. Here are some things that did not happen:

• Someone (me) grew an extra toe suddenly and unexpectedly.


• The weather started getting rough.


• We got hopelessly lost. We are still up there. Send help.


• Anne took up gambling causing embarrassment to the rest of us.


• We assembled a 3D puzzle of a hang-glider and used it as a shoehorn. It nearly saved the day.

These are just a few of the many, many things that did not occur on Monday in the mountains. As clichéd as it sounds, it really would take too long to list them all.

Hand pain

My hand is sore (see diagram for pain area) from pushing the trowel into the soil while digging weeds this morning. :(

So you see.

I'm on the third floor of an office building in PG. Theres a spider outside my window that has made a thread and is holding on tightly while it blows around... I wonder if his butt is clenched very tightly around it or if he's just holding it with his spider hands.

I've included a picture to illustrate what I'm talking about.

Ways to not be seen as crazy

1) Fill out forms as if you're a pet filling it out for your "mom"
2) start a website about your animal collection, but use no proofreading or clarity of thought whatsoever
3) Use the colors of the rainbow in every circumstance possible
Boutros) Ask LW to create a logo for your animal-based website with as much puncuation and smiley faces as you can possibly type.

Voila! or, as they say in French, Cat's Pajamas!

Poetry

I have been working on my poetry. I think you will realize the advancements I have made.
Decidedly protest, my feelings anew.
Whither my fond or my near?
'Tis the wrong, farewell, the wrong.
My location to steer.

Purchase Order

It used to be that I would sing "Peeeeeeee-Yooooooo" everytime someone would say the word P.O. in my office. Now I just play this. I don't know if people appreciate.

I'm going to brush my teeth.

Think carefully before attempting to dissuade me from my intended course.

Most appropriate post ever

Here is a link to yesterday's post.

Paydirt!

Welcome to the party, Suzanne. Things are really hopping around here lately. So much so that here's even a new post!

I encourage you to peruse past posts. There is a treasure trove of delight. Finding the priceless gems in this mountain of high-worth low-quality can be tricky. I will set you in the right direction with some choice picks. Be certain to read the comments. Only then will you begin to realize. (Previous readers, feel free to reminisce with me.)

Paul tries to decide on a name for his car and Mandi decides we're elitist

Mandi apologizes for being a firebrand by composing lyrics which are eventually incorporated into the blog theme tune

After initially resisting the pressure to create a theme tune, I sell out (Mandi, you still owe me dollars - how can I sell out if you won't pay me to forgo my morals?).

Possibly in response to a poor joke I posted earlier, Paul posts an equally poor joke

We discuss the Incredible Hulk thoroughly.

Paul designs a new logo for the Nebraska corn huskers after I had previously traveled through the state and mocked their current logo.

Low quality blog comes to an end.

Low quality hits rock bottom

Little known truths about the film "Dark Knight"

Very nearly every post on this blog is worthwhile so feel free to start at the beginning and read it through (like a novel because it's that good). Here is an image I have selected to bring that point home: