Friday, August 7, 2009
Bag of Urine
I made a new blog that will hopefully help the shortage of urinebag-based blogs. You should definitely check it out and make a comment; maybe using your favorite urine-related quote. Here's mine:
"I think it's a good idea to carry around a bag of urine at all times. That way, if someone asked for some help, you can say, "Sorry. Got this bag of urine." -Jack Handey
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Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. A bag of urine is the only thing.
ReplyDelete- Winston Churchill
Ask not what you can do for your bag of urine - ask what your bag of urine can do for you.
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"A book is a gift you can open again and again...kinda like a bag of urine. -Garrison Keillor
ReplyDeleteThe urine bag is greater than 10 goats. - Bucolic Zogo proverb
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ReplyDeleteAnd so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a bag of urine. It is a bag of urine deeply rooted in the American bag of urine.
ReplyDelete-Martin Luther King Jr.
The bag of urine doth protest too much, methinks.
ReplyDelete-Shakespeare
Men's natures are alike, it is their bags of urine that carry them far apart.
ReplyDelete-Confucius
Grandma: "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."
ReplyDeleteThe Nursing Home Orderly: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of urine!
"..all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a bag of urine. "
ReplyDelete"After a time, you may find that having a bag of urine is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting a bag of urine. It is not logical, but it is often true.
ReplyDelete-Spock
If you gaze long into the bag of urine, the bag of urine also gazes into you.
ReplyDelete-Nietzsche
Don't aim for a bag of urine if you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
ReplyDelete-David Frost
There never was a good war or a bad bag of urine.
ReplyDelete-Benjamin Franklin
Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to a urine bag when they gave up.
ReplyDelete-Thomas Edison
when one has filled his bag-one is truly free!
ReplyDeletefreekin tards
ReplyDeleteCarrie, that's a weird thing to post, especially twice.
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