Friday, August 7, 2009

Bag of Urine


I made a new blog that will hopefully help the shortage of urinebag-based blogs. You should definitely check it out and make a comment; maybe using your favorite urine-related quote. Here's mine:

"I think it's a good idea to carry around a bag of urine at all times. That way, if someone asked for some help, you can say, "Sorry. Got this bag of urine." -Jack Handey

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  1. Success is never found. Failure is never fatal. A bag of urine is the only thing.

    - Winston Churchill

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  2. Ask not what you can do for your bag of urine - ask what your bag of urine can do for you.

    -JFK

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  3. "A book is a gift you can open again and again...kinda like a bag of urine. -Garrison Keillor

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  4. The urine bag is greater than 10 goats. - Bucolic Zogo proverb

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  6. And so even though we face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a bag of urine. It is a bag of urine deeply rooted in the American bag of urine.

    -Martin Luther King Jr.

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  7. The bag of urine doth protest too much, methinks.

    -Shakespeare

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  8. Men's natures are alike, it is their bags of urine that carry them far apart.

    -Confucius

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  9. Grandma: "Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep."
    The Nursing Home Orderly: "You can trouble me for a warm glass of urine!

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  10. "..all the questions kept coming up over and over again, like bubbles in a bag of urine. "

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  11. "After a time, you may find that having a bag of urine is not so pleasing a thing, after all, as wanting a bag of urine. It is not logical, but it is often true.

    -Spock

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  12. If you gaze long into the bag of urine, the bag of urine also gazes into you.

    -Nietzsche

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  13. Don't aim for a bag of urine if you want it, just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
    -David Frost

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  14. There never was a good war or a bad bag of urine.

    -Benjamin Franklin

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  15. Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to a urine bag when they gave up.

    -Thomas Edison

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  16. when one has filled his bag-one is truly free!

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  17. Carrie, that's a weird thing to post, especially twice.

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