Wednesday, August 26, 2009

DId you know that yes? Part II


I've once again gained enlightenment and understanding by way of this truth that I found. In case you disbelieve, she offers an example blueprint over on the left filled with facts and verifiable data. Whatever she's charging, it isn't enough to cover the help that she provides.

As you read though the website, count how many times you say "Indeed". Multiply that by how many times you wish you had yourself balanced, for example, before a job interview, or when you're constipated. Add the number of times she's used Creative Kinesiology to make a difference in someone's life, and you've got yourself your Soul Number.

32 comments:

  1. "Once the child is born, the numeric code of the date of birth becomes the Soul Blueprint and the child's basic makeup is revealed to give us tools to help each child develop and grow into his/her unlimited potential."

    Indeed

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  2. "Investment per couple: $40"

    Indeed

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  3. "Creative Kinesiology uses cues from your body to find blocks within the body's system that prevent alignment."

    Does it? Yes, indeed.

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  4. "A Kundalini class can clear the mind, set the immune system and elevate your consciousness to create happiness and health in your life."

    Emphasis added by me because of significance.

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  5. Mandi, I went ahead and got us the Relationship Blueprint package. I guess I just got hooked when I read this:

    "Interact from an understanding of each other’s personal year cycle."

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  6. I think that was a wise purchase.

    That chart for Joan, born on March 7, 1967? That is HERS and HERS ALONE. Well, plus the other thousands of people born on that day. But it tells Joan stuff about HER!

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  7. "This is a gentle but effective therapy that can benefit everyone--including babies, students, athletes seniors and even pets!"

    I'm booking a therapy session for Totembu now. She is bound to appreciate the effectiveness and truth of this.

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  8. We use biofeedback to ascertain what would best meet the needs of the growing child. After the child is born, a parent holds the baby to become the surrogate in order to balance the baby's body and energy systems.

    Really? I think yes.

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  9. It's nice that she takes time to make a professional, good-looking blueprint, too.

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  10. "The inner powers of healing and the desire for health work together to bring us into wholeness."

    What more do you need than a desire to be well?

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  11. I like how the title of nearly every page is "Home"

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  12. "[Kundalini Yoga] improves your circulation and purifies the blood"

    Does it?

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  13. Um....she does the Soul Imprint Reading Consultation for unborn babies by phone. My neck is getting tired from the affirmation nodding.

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  14. Maybe she can improve your car's gas mileage if you give it the make and model and when it was made.

    ...or am I just talking crazy?

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  15. "A personalized sound recording guides you by name on your journey as you practice. It's a private class every time you use it!"

    Somehow I nod my head at this.

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  16. A Blueprint analysis for the parents of a newborn or young child is a great gift. We will spend time talking about the child's basic makeup, communication style, what challenges he or she may encounter and what tools family members can use to help.

    Your newborn's communication style is....hmmm, it's coming to me....crying when hungry.....let's see, crying when wet.....basically crying. Wait, is it? Yes, that is the feeling I'm getting. That will be $65, please.

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  17. "Her Master's degree in education and the tools she developed while teaching have given her the method to convey the clues hidden in numbers and held within our bodies so that others may understand this powerful language."

    Amen.

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  18. True to her 5Path, she teaches from that wealth of knowledge and, with her 3Gift-of-Path, helps others find joy in their lives. With creative and nurturing abilities from her 3Soul, a 7Gift to uplift and elevate, and a natural capacity for healing as her 8Knowledge, Becca finds joy in what she does. She truly enjoys being with others, listening to their stories and helping them live to their greatest potential.

    You had me at 7Gift.

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  19. She does find joy in doing this. I think the price is just to cover costs.

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  20. Mandi, don't be retarded. You obviously failed to consider the context of the map in reading that paragraph about 5Path

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  21. Sigh. You're right. I'm so embarrassed.

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  22. "If any part of the class is too difficult, you can rest and still derive benefits from the energy generated by the class."

    I cannot overemphasize this...
    Oh.

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  23. But what do you expect from a 2Gift-of-Path 5Knowledge like myself?

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  24. "Creative Kinesiology is a blend of Ancient Chinese Traditional Medicine with its understanding of energy in the body, and modern Chiropractics with its knowledge of muscles and bones and how they move."

    Ancient medical knowledge is good medical knowledge.

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  25. GHB. That always works when I'm at the gym. I just sit and read a book, yet I am so energized by everyone else!

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  26. With a numerology book she found at a second-hand shop, she analyzed the birthdays of her friends and family. Amazed by this accurate code, Becca continued to search for subtle clues hidden in plain sight and their ability to bring clarity amidst uncertainty.

    The clarity is obvious.

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  27. HA MANDI! At first, I thought you made up that bit about the 2nd-hand numerology book because it's so patently ridiculous and then I realized it was a quote!

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  28. "Once the child is born, the numeric code of the date of birth becomes the Soul Blueprint and the child's basic makeup is revealed to give us tools to help each child develop and grow into his/her unlimited potential."

    So first part of this is saying that your child will absolutely be a certain way (blueprint, basic makeup).

    The second part is insinuating that your child is not going to be a certain way (unlimited potential).

    If I've got a soul blueprint to be a serial killer, I think my potential for being a humanitarian is pretty limited.

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  29. I graduated from BYU with a major in Class Energy.

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  30. You can look up Numerology on Wikipedia.org and if you see under "Science" I added an important entry.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numerology#.22Numerology.22_in_science

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  31. That made me laugh and I enjoyed thoroughly. Since Wikipedia will certainly not allow it to stand, I'm reproducing it here for future reference:

    "Numerology is by no means retarded, and should be considered both a science and a religion. People that believe in this have been known to be both R and N."

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