Benefits of technology

In my continuing search for energy balancing I have discovered some proveable science in the form of a necklace that people purchase and then put on their bodies in order to improve their game, energize their body amd make an overall difference. Putting this on has been scientifically proven* to be different from not putting it on.

If you don't believe, then I just feel sorry for you because you dont get the benefits, and you probably don't even understand the real science that they've put into this 20-cent plastic necklace.


*Actual data not available.

Neg Nog

Are you a fan of eggnog? If you are, it may be in large part due to your appreciation for the flavor of eggnog. If that is the case, then you will be pleased to know that there is a dairy product that claims to be eggnog that is sold at Wal-mart but which in fact is nothing more than thick, sweet cream. Don't buy Byrne's Dairy eggnog. If you aren't a fan of eggnog flavor, or if you like eggnog simply because it's thick, like pouring honey down your throat, then maybe give this stuff a try. In fact, come to my house* and I'll let you have some. I bought it thinking that because it says eggnog on the package, it was eggnog. I'm so naive.

*Offer valid only to acquaintances.

Paul's occupational backup

I'm always on the look out. It's what I do. Once, Mandi decided to cause a ruckus and I dubbed her the firebrand. Do you see where I'm heading with this? In that vein, I have pinpointed a secondary profession for Paul in the event that his current employment comes to a premature end. If you think this idea is poor.

Future me

Future me hates now me. Tomorrow when I start work, I'm going to think to myself "Why didn't I write myself a note to remind me of my train of thought at the end of the workday yesterday?" Screw you, future me. Man, what is my problem? Can't I just get along?

Also, check out the Christmas tunes on the right.