In my continuing search for energy balancing I have discovered some proveable science in the form of a necklace that people purchase and then put on their bodies in order to improve their game, energize their body amd make an overall difference. Putting this on has been scientifically proven* to be different from not putting it on.
If you don't believe, then I just feel sorry for you because you dont get the benefits, and you probably don't even understand the real science that they've put into this 20-cent plastic necklace.
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By the way, an actual MMA fighter had this to say at the end of his testimonial: "I truly hope you're picking up what I'm laying down."
ReplyDeleteI'm going to say that at the end of my testimony from here on out.
Skeptics beware. This item has 30 times the power of the standard products. So...
ReplyDelete"Titanium has been found by our scientists to be particularly responsive to the Phild Process; meaning, it is consistently effective in emitting, or "passing on" the stabilizing effect of the Phild Process."
ReplyDeleteOh. That's like saying "Charcoal has been particularly reponsisve to the Chiggety-Diggety Process, because it emits the stabilizing effect of the Chiggety-Diggety Process."
I think it works. Well even.
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