I'm always on the look out. It's what I do. Once, Mandi decided to cause a ruckus and I dubbed her the firebrand. Do you see where I'm heading with this? In that vein, I have pinpointed a secondary profession for Paul in the event that his current employment comes to a premature end. If you think this idea is poor.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Paul's occupational backup
I'm always on the look out. It's what I do. Once, Mandi decided to cause a ruckus and I dubbed her the firebrand. Do you see where I'm heading with this? In that vein, I have pinpointed a secondary profession for Paul in the event that his current employment comes to a premature end. If you think this idea is poor.
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I would pay good money to see this man's show.
ReplyDeleteI first heard about this guy on my mission. I was so unfortunate as to never see a recording of this guys' performance while I was there. I'm a lesser person for having missed this.
ReplyDeleteI am in love with that last sentence.
ReplyDeleteI hear Paul puts on a good show every time he comes over.
If not Paul, then definitely Ryan. Or maybe they could put on a show together. Paul the Flatulist and Ryan the Narcoleptic. Or maybe their own alternative medicinal clinic? Here's the commercial:
ReplyDeleteAre you feeling blue? Do you need to talk to someone who will understand? Ryan our resident Narcoleptic will guarantee to fall asleep instantaneously during your crisis. You'll feel better instantly knowing that your troubles are so boring they make people fall asleep.
For Paul: Depressed? Angry? Happy? Our resident Flatulist will enable you to feel the exact opposite of your current emotional state. When you're depressed or upset you need a good friendly 'toot' to lift up your spirits. If you have too much happiness, why not a 'fart' to start you thinking about propriety and whatever is this world coming to?
It's a win-win-win! Stop by and see us today!
What a great fiscal opportunity here. Any takers? We can start an MLM?!