One of my most favorite website is this one about designer clients. Every single case seems to have been lifted directly out of my cubicle and onto that site.
One of the awesome clients on this site wanted the designer to come up with a website that could make the client a lot of money. I, too want that kind of website, but I've gone one step further and come up with the ideas. Note that there is a TM (and there's another one, even bigger). This means that you cannot take the ideas that I have had and use them for your own profit. If you want to secure the patent and financing, I will go halvsies.
eGuineaPig.com
People that want a guinea pig but not the hassle sign up and I get them a guinea pig and take care of it. There's a web cam and people can tell me to make the thing wave to the owner or give it a carrot or shake it if it's sleeping.
Getmeoutofhere.com
People text or email me and within 10 seconds, a text goes to their phone that says "Your baby is dying. Get to the hospital." This would be useful for people that are in a boring meeting or talking to my dad.
mykitchen.com
People send me pics of their kitchens, and I tell them what looks weird. Like maybe they have an asymetrical mutant sunflower hand-carved into the side of their cabinets.
Elbowbook.com
Like Facebook, but with elbows.
Iamfartingrightnow.com
People who are farting write in to a forum and we LOL and talk about how it feels and then maybe a post-fart wrap-up.
Thisguydied.com
People who know a guy that died have me go in and update their Facebook account along with all their online subscriptions and registrations. I use a team of hackers and sophisticated electronics to figure out their passwords and usernames.
Helpmeout.com
People that are on game shows text me the question and within 10 seconds the answer is texted back. The cost of the service is 15% of the earnings. Extra if it's they're on a show like the Newlywed Game, because how am I supposed to know where your first time you made whoopie was?
Goodlistener.com
Specifically designed for people that are in a relationship with the perfect soulmate, but need someone to listen to their problems and dreams that their mate doesn't have the time nor the desire for. They can email, chat or even call in to a toll-free line, and we pretend we are listening.
Whatsthatsmell.com
People write in and describe the smell and their location. Using GPS and a team of scientists, we tell them probably that probably Gary farted (or whatever).
Paulsinbedwaiting.com
People that are avoiding going to bed with their husband log in and are shown a list of 5 websites, blogs or online games perfectly matched to their mood, sense of humor, intelligence, and star sign. Websites guaranteed to entertain for at least 2 hours.
Posts
I enjoyed this post. I dictated it into my mp3 player and am going to listen to it over and over. The part I like best is when I mispronounce "newlywed" in my dictation. You should hear it. It's hysterical.
www.stuffonmyhead.com
You mail me an item and I post a pictore on the site of me with that item on my head. A box of Wheaties; A package of pipe cleaners; A spool of red thread; Be creative! This site has almost no benefit.