Avenger Jokes

Yesterday I was driving with the twins. I was thinking about Thor. I asked them what is Thor's favorite part of the grasshopper. They didn't know.

I told them it was the thorax.

Thus began a round of awesome jokes involving the Avengers. Post your own for even more belly laughs.

What's Captain America's favorite country?
America.

What's Ant-Man's favorite composer?
Probably Mozart, because he was such a good composer.

What does Thor eat in the summer?
Water-Mjilnor.

Why did I delete my Urine Bag Blog??!?

Numerology Facts

There's a lady here at work that said "it's 2:34!" So I yelled "It's 2:34 everybody! Yayyyyyy!"

After the applause died down, Luke asked why she said that. She said "Because I believe in numerology, and 2:34 is a good number!"

So naturally I googled it and found out some interesting facts. If you have some facts, I encourage you to post them.*

*Please put only scientifically verifiable facts.


Fact 1: Add together all the digits in the birth date and add the sum together until you get a number from 1 to 9. The number you get will describe the general trend and direction of your life.

Fact 2: Numerology helps you pinpoint where you are in the grand scheme of things.

Fact 3: Numerology can help you to discover your potential and empower you to take charge of your destiny.