Avenger Jokes

Yesterday I was driving with the twins. I was thinking about Thor. I asked them what is Thor's favorite part of the grasshopper. They didn't know.

I told them it was the thorax.

Thus began a round of awesome jokes involving the Avengers. Post your own for even more belly laughs.

What's Captain America's favorite country?
America.

What's Ant-Man's favorite composer?
Probably Mozart, because he was such a good composer.

What does Thor eat in the summer?
Water-Mjilnor.