I have this mirror that opens up from the wall. It's shoulder level. I was lifting my arm to put on deodorant, and my arm hit the corner of this mirror, which was sharper than it should be.
It hurt, but I was mostly asleep. I think this is why you should go to the dentist in the morning. The mirror corner retained a goodly amount of my arm hair.
On the way to work, I looked down and saw that it was bleeding and was pretty badass. So I think I'll leave it. People need to know I'm hardcore.
2 nights ago I was at harmon's with my boys. I saw this dude at the deli counter. he had tight cutoff shorts, a short leather cape, and a huge raccoon cap. He also had an enormous walking stick that was as tall as him (7 feet).
The most delightful part was that he had no shirt. I took a few pictures from the side and back, but couldnt get any from the front. I should have given the camera to the deli countergirl. It would have shown his protruding belly covered in grey hair.
That's all for The Paul Got an Owwee and Saw A Weird Dude at Harmon's Show. See you next time.
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