Monday, January 23, 2012

Advice

Birds don't wear sweat pants ever
Paul, I have some advice for you.  Stop wearing sweat pants outside your house.  I don't care if they are the name-brandiest sweat pants ever marketed, they are gross.
Powered by Joel at 9:08 AM

20 comments:

  1. Joel's Other SisterJanuary 23, 2012 at 10:39 PM

    Some sage and wise advice.

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  2. Montgomery QJanuary 24, 2012 at 8:26 AM

    What if I need to work out and sweat a lot?

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  3. JoelJanuary 24, 2012 at 8:35 AM

    Does working out make them not dumpy looking?

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  4. Montgomery QJanuary 24, 2012 at 8:53 AM

    My leg muscles make them not dumpy looking.

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  5. JoelJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:00 AM

    Are you using spandex sweat pants?

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  6. Montgomery QJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:06 AM

    No, but I have spandex shorts underneath in case I want to ride a bike or just rip them off for a different reason. And spandex socks.

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  7. JoelJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:09 AM

    I concur with that statement and add this one of my own.

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  8. Montgomery QJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    One time you helped me make shorts. By "helped" I mean, "made them while I played Nintendo". I chose blue and gold for Orem Tiger Pride.

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  9. JoelJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:14 AM

    I don't remember that but I do remember making lots of shorts. Why am I not a tailor? Perhaps I could be making spandex shorts right now?

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  10. SherriJanuary 24, 2012 at 9:24 PM

    Sweat pants, not good. Spandex shorts, bad.

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  11. mandiJanuary 25, 2012 at 11:33 PM

    Is this advice geared to men only? If so, I would have to agree. If not, I may have to cry ELITISM!

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  12. JoelJanuary 26, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    This advice pertains to all individuals be they of XX or XY descent. And to your cry of elitism, I respond SEXISM! Happy birthday 'Doon.

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  13. mandiJanuary 26, 2012 at 10:15 AM

    Thanks JSH. But here's where your argument breaks down. Women can look cute in some sweatpants. Men gots bulgy stuff what needs heavy duty concealment. Plus, they are comfortable for my errands. So if that is sexist, I am the sexiest!

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  14. JoelJanuary 26, 2012 at 3:58 PM

    I don't want to rain on your parade, Doon, but this statement is unsound: "Women can look cute in some sweatpants" - not from the waist down, they can't. =^.^=

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  15. mandiJanuary 26, 2012 at 4:52 PM

    What the crap kind of a face is that?? Is that your kitty? Does your kitty have a problem with my sweatpants? Tell her to screw off!

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  16. mandiJanuary 26, 2012 at 5:17 PM

    I think these would look super cute on you Joel: http://www.thisnext.com/tag/cute-sweatpants/

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  17. SherriJanuary 26, 2012 at 6:40 PM

    I think Joel would look super cute in blue.

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  18. JoelJanuary 26, 2012 at 7:02 PM

    I can't believe how good sweat pants look

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  19. mandiJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:09 AM

    Hey! The picture got switched. I actually meant
    these.

    (I will wet my sweatpants if I actually do this link right the first time.)

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  20. SherriMay 10, 2012 at 6:52 PM

    Say something new, I'm bored with this post. It's old and stinky.

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