"Oddly Calm Muay Thai Kicker Man" - 1982. It wasn't very modest, and it was kind of "look at me". |
"Sexy Face Ballet Man"-1992. This was more modest, but your gut was as big as it had ever gotten to that point. The face was sexy, though. |
"Fisheye Man" - 1991. A little predictable, and some scales got in my Halloween cider. |
"How You Like Me Now Man"- 2001. The hat didn't go with the outfit, and I wanted you to stop doing that face and just talk to me like a human being. |
"Office Pooper" - 1983. It made me laugh when you picked me up for the Halloween Ball, but the entire costume was cumbersome and people kept mistaking you for "Pooping Accountant" |
"Gay Hat Santa Muay Thai Kicker Man" - 2012. A disaster, what with the constant explanations, and the fact that at the end of the evening, you changed it to "Kicking Santa Pooper Man" |
Um, it's spelled "best".
ReplyDeleteSeems like you forgot last year's "Incendiary Taco Fart Man". That was good!