Monday, June 16, 2008
I saw Hulk on friday.
He was big. I liked it when he smashed things. One time he ripped a police car into two pieces and used them as gloves to beat up a dude. Here is my rendition of that event.
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He looks like the nephew of the Jolly Green Giant. You know, the little one. I think his name was Sprout or Jeremy or something like that.
ReplyDeleteHes not. Hes the hulk
ReplyDeleteoh
ReplyDeletesprout is short and wears the toga of leaves
ReplyDeleteand he has leaf hair
ReplyDeletethe jolly green giant lives on a plantation and sells vegetables.
ReplyDeletethe hulk runs from the military and smashes things
The jolly green giant has no interest in curing his green skin problem. The hulk wants to fix his problem, because he cant make love with betty or wear normal pants.
ReplyDeleteif you put the JGG in between two sonic cannons, he probably would just sit and cry, whereas Hulk will chuck a piece of car at the jeep holding the cannons.
ReplyDeletedo you see the difference?
But look at the little sprout thing at the back of his hair.
ReplyDeletehe just slept on it wrong. I'm telling you, thats not Sprout
ReplyDeleteAnd anyway, he's the nephew, who we will call Jeremy because of my almost certainty that such is his name.
ReplyDeleteJeremy wears purple pants, crushes green beans by the dozen and has a twig at the back of his hair.
ReplyDeleteno way man
ReplyDeleteThe nephew doesnt even have big muscles!
ReplyDeletePlus he's all muscley, just like in your photo.
ReplyDeleteha!
ReplyDeleteDid you see in the picture i drew really big muscles? Thats cause its the hulk. He gets big muscles when he gets mad and turns green and he doesnt have the leaf stem in his hair cause he wasnt picked at any time
ReplyDeleteThen why did you draw Jeremy if you meant to draw the hulk? (assuming as you do that there is any difference in the first place)
ReplyDeleteJeremy grows things with his uncle. hulk only grows his own musculature. I wish you would realize that it isnt even Jeremy.
ReplyDelete"(Fo, fum, fo, fum)
ReplyDeleteHo, hum, hi, he's
The Jolly Green Giant you see on the label
With golden corn and tender peas
The Jolly Green Giant will set up your table
With golden corn and tender peas
The Jolly Green Giant, 'tis he
The Jolly Green Giant, 'tis he"
I thought the Hulk was mean and out of control. This cute little guy in your photo is on the verge of tenderly opening a pea pod.
ReplyDelete"(rahr. rahr, rahr)
ReplyDeleteHo, hum, hi, he's
The Incredible Hulk you see on the movie
With purple pants and big muscles
The Incredible Hulk will smash up your policecar
With golden corn and tender peas
The Incredible Hulk, 'tis he
The Incredible Hulk, 'tis he"
See they dont even have the same theme song
ReplyDeletebut... pea pods
ReplyDeleteThats not a pea pod its a police car. he as fighting a guy thats stronger than him so he needed to add more weight to his fists
ReplyDeleteLook at this... See?
ReplyDeleteok. Youre right. Its the nephew. Lets go over to carries blog and discuss something as RN as this.
ReplyDeleteStop arguing. I'm right and you know it.
ReplyDeleteI am thinking it is a cross between sprout and a teenage mutant ninja turtle?? Could be wrong....but what is the bulge on the back..BY the way once again Joel and Paul, caused me to pee from laughing while at work!!
ReplyDeletedead sexyness yet again!
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