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Mandi's Birthday

4 minutes ago it was Mandi's birthday. I missed the deadline, but I guess I'll give her the fruit of my labors anyway. Sorry its late.

Dark Knight - Could have been better

I watched The Dark Knight last night. Here is a list of things the filmmakers could have done to improve the experience:
1) Make it better.
2) Add some intense.
3) Change one thing.

New feature on Low Quality: Flashbacks!

It's a new (and I mean "NEW!") low for Low Quality: Recirculation of previous, under-appreciated posts from the past. Enjoy this post (but mostly enjoy the awesome commentary) which probably would feel at home being originally posted on Low Quality, but lost its chance due to being created before Low Quality existed.

How to say Rakanishu

This is the proper pronunciation of my cat's name.

Work hard

Representative

I fixed a bug in a 3rd party control that has been bugging me mercilessly.

Low Quality Newsboy

Someday I will take the time to make him high quality.

New comments

If you are using a Macintosh and you are using Firefox and you are having difficulty commenting on a blog which uses embedded comments then you are in luck because you are reading the answer to your problems: Enable 3rd party cookies.

Here's how:
Select "Preferences".
Select the "Privacy" icon.
Under "Cookies", check "Accept third party cookies"

I think that's how it works anyway. I'm using Firefox on a PC and only have 3rd party experience through trying to walk Mandi through the process. Good job, Mandi, figuring out how to follow my instructions and thereby fixing your comment dearth.

You know what's neat?

When you like a band and cultivate a harvest of their songs and congratulate yourself for having discovered them, then E-surance makes a bizarre commercial featuring one of their songs. This then catapults them to instant popularity and top-40 status, which naturally makes them intolerable to your ears.

Bye, Cloud Cult. Thanks a lot, E-surance buttcraps.

Websites that make noise

I do not like websites that make unsolicited noise. It is annoying. If your blog plays a song when I go to it, I will stop going to it. Most of you know this already because I've said it before.

Following is the proper way to include sounds on your site. Who can name this song?

My guess is that only Paul and Sasha have heard it before. The winner gets a pinchful of nose hairs. This is my promise to you. My love for my audience is unlimited.