Thursday, January 29, 2009

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34 comments:

  1. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:01 PM

    Also try NEW! Ungulate ear extract!

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  2. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:13 PM

    I hear Jasonaso is a great product as well. Now with more fat!

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  3. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    Twice scorched onion oil

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  4. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    Computer Fan Blown Raisins.

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  5. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:15 PM

    H20 Vicinity Chocolate

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  6. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    Stared Down Pepper.

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  7. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:18 PM

    Wind Blown Rice Cakes.

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  8. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:19 PM

    Moistened elk horn folds

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  9. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:19 PM

    Tumble Dried Prune Pits.

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  10. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Tempered bear paw leather

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  11. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Pickled Joel Toe Nails.

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  12. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:21 PM

    Pre-Referenced Oyster Scrapings!

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  13. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Eighties-Ripened Stomach-sicles NOW on sale!

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  14. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:24 PM

    Sea Star tube foot remnants

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  15. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    Got the Ugghs-Dont-feel-so-goods? Get yourself some Multi-Use Weatherman-Underside-Scrapings TODAY!

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  16. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:26 PM

    Moon Dried Kitten Dreams

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  17. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:27 PM

    Weathered ursal vibrissa

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  18. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:29 PM

    Ferret liver ointment

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  19. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    Over-digestible Mung Bean Bits n Sauce!

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  20. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:30 PM

    Whole duck gizzard. (Part will not do)

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  21. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    Pilot whale blowhole essence

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  22. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    Crushed armadillo carapace

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  23. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:32 PM

    Lunar-Evaporated Kudzu Fiber Juice and Muscle Relaxant

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  24. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    Rooster flank gland

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  25. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    Were-gerbil Liver Oil.

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  26. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:34 PM

    Flax Seed

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  27. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:36 PM

    Oyster consumed corn husk

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  28. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:37 PM

    Silhouetted lizard neck frill

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  29. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:39 PM

    Ionized Gluten bites

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  30. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Chunky-style Skoal soup

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  31. Montgomery QJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:44 PM

    Honey-roasted Pharmacy Phloorsweepins!

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  32. BigJasonJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    Gold Infused Water Leavings

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  33. JoelJanuary 29, 2009 at 10:50 PM

    Septuagenarian accumulate.

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  34. mandiJanuary 29, 2009 at 11:00 PM

    Wolf Nipple Chips. Get em while they're hot, they're lovely.

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