Once I was at a convention for an MLM I was working for and an old guy with a long long beard got up there with his wife and talked aout how healthy the overpriced snake oil had made him. It was a little awkward because he talked about how active they were sexually, and they were in their 80s. At the end of his speech, he held up a ziploc bag of his doody that he had brought to show everyone how healthy his bowel movements are.
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ReplyDeleteI decided to steal that idea and went ahead and did that at a church meeting.
ReplyDeleteI would say that you are making this up if I hadn't heard similar stories myself....
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